Croissant Squishy, Slow Rising

Croissant Squishy, Realistic Slow Rising Bread

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Golden layers, darker baked edges and that classic curve. This croissant squishy comes in two sizes, and both are soft PU foam that rises slowly after you squeeze it.

Which size should you pick?

The small croissant is 12.5 × 5.2 cm and weighs about 24.5 g. That's a little shorter than a smartphone.

The big one measures 16 × 8.5 cm at about 40 g. Hold it next to a phone and it's roughly the same length, only much puffier.

Small	12.5 × 5.2 cm (4.9 × 2 in), about 24.5 g
Large	16 × 8.5 cm (6.3 × 3.3 in), about 40 g
Material	PU foam, slow rising
Look	baked layers with darker edges

How slowly does the croissant squishy rise?

Squeeze it flat in your fist and let go. It needs a few seconds to puff back into shape. The maker gives no exact time, so press your thumb in and count until the dent is gone.

Breakfast prank or bakery shelf?

Slip it into the bread basket on a Sunday morning and wait to see who reaches for it first.

Fans of fake bakes give it a spot next to their buns and toast. It finds plenty of company in our bread squishies.

How do you clean a foam croissant?

Foam soaks up water and dries slowly. So it never goes under the tap, and you never wring it out. Dab marks off with a damp cloth and let it air dry.

Store it loose. A croissant that spends days squashed at the bottom of a box can lose some of its puff.

Product safety

Warning! Not suitable for children under three years. Contains small parts that can be swallowed. Choking hazard.

Responsible person in the EU / importer: Squishy Vault, Thomas Schlecht, c/o IP-Management #9732, Ludwig-Erhard-Straße 18, 20459 Hamburg, Germany, support@squishyvault.com
Product identifier (SKU): SQV-N614500-615512

Warning in all official EU languages

BG Внимание! Неподходящо за деца под тригодишна възраст. Съдържа малки части, които могат да бъдат погълнати. Опасност от задушаване.
CS Upozornění! Nevhodné pro děti do tří let. Obsahuje malé části, které lze spolknout. Nebezpečí udušení.
DA Advarsel! Ikke egnet for børn under tre år. Indeholder små dele, der kan sluges. Fare for kvælning.
DE Achtung! Nicht für Kinder unter drei Jahren geeignet. Enthält verschluckbare Kleinteile. Erstickungsgefahr.
EL Προειδοποίηση! Δεν είναι κατάλληλο για παιδιά κάτω των τριών ετών. Περιέχει μικρά κομμάτια που μπορούν να καταποθούν. Κίνδυνος πνιγμού.
EN Warning! Not suitable for children under three years. Contains small parts that can be swallowed. Choking hazard.
ES Advertencia! No conviene para niños menores de tres años. Contiene piezas pequeñas que pueden tragarse. Peligro de asfixia.
ET Hoiatus! Ei ole sobiv alla kolmeaastastele lastele. Sisaldab väikseid osi, mida võib alla neelata. Lämbumisoht.
FI Varoitus! Ei sovellu alle kolmivuotiaille. Sisältää pieniä osia, jotka voivat joutua nieluun. Tukehtumisvaara.
FR Attention ! Ne convient pas aux enfants de moins de trois ans. Contient de petits éléments pouvant être avalés. Risque d'étouffement.
HR Upozorenje! Igračka nije prikladna za djecu mlađu od tri godine. Sadrži male dijelove koji se mogu progutati. Opasnost od gušenja.
HU Figyelmeztetés! Csak három évnél idősebb gyermekek számára alkalmas. Lenyelhető apró alkatrészeket tartalmaz. Fulladásveszély.
IT Avvertenza! Non adatto a bambini di età inferiore a tre anni. Contiene piccole parti che possono essere ingerite. Pericolo di soffocamento.
LT Įspėjimas! Netinka vaikams iki 3 metų. Sudėtyje yra smulkių dalių, kurias galima praryti. Pavojus užspringti.
LV Brīdinājums! Nav piemērots bērniem, kas jaunāki par trim gadiem. Satur sīkas daļas, kuras var norīt. Nosmakšanas risks.
MT Twissija! Mhux adattat għal tfal taħt it-tliet snin. Fih biċċiet żgħar li jistgħu jinbelgħu. Periklu ta' fgar.
NL Waarschuwing! Niet geschikt voor kinderen jonger dan drie jaar. Bevat kleine onderdelen die ingeslikt kunnen worden. Verstikkingsgevaar.
PL Ostrzeżenie! Nie nadaje się dla dzieci w wieku poniżej 3 lat. Zawiera małe części, które można połknąć. Niebezpieczeństwo zadławienia.
PT Atenção! Contra-indicado para crianças com menos de 3 anos. Contém peças pequenas que podem ser engolidas. Perigo de asfixia.
RO Avertisment! Contraindicat copiilor mai mici de trei ani. Conține piese mici care pot fi înghițite. Pericol de sufocare.
SK Upozornenie! Nevhodné pre deti do troch rokov. Obsahuje malé časti, ktoré možno prehltnúť. Nebezpečenstvo udusenia.
SL Opozorilo! Ni primerno za otroke mlajše od treh let. Vsebuje majhne dele, ki jih je mogoče pogoltniti. Nevarnost zadušitve.
SV Varning! Inte lämplig för barn under tre år. Innehåller smådelar som kan sväljas. Kvävningsrisk.